The truth is that my site isn’t really loading. In fact, I don’t even know how to make something load. This site contains no flash or animations. And it can be viewed on pretty much any browser no matter how outdated. It’s just that the online experience feels so much more complete when you have to wait for it. So just click here to continue - which is how you’ll be navigating the rest of my site. My little way of forcing people to read copy.